Don Imus

Don Imus is an ass. Asses speak asininities. The people who hired him are asses. They hired him because he speaks asininities. They hired him because they know we love asses who speak asininities. Now the ass has spoken. And according to his nature, he has spoken asininity. And we, the public who love asses, are shocked (shocked, I say!) that he has thus spoken. And so now, the ass must offer sacrifice at the PC altar to seek reconciliation. And now the asses have fired the ass. And some other asses will hire him. Because we love asses.

What a world.


~ by Rob on April 13, 2007.

One Response to “Don Imus”

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